doglets:

This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

nippled:

annoying online and irl

hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

crankily:

I put the pro in procrastination

osanzo:

oh no i dropped my motivation and have no desire to pick it up

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

yutoube:

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want

bewbin:

mlssfortune:

Then tell me already

Financial security

interwebpunk:

the internet is trying to break up with me

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

that sounds awesome!
something that doesn’t sound awesome at all, i wish i could go home (via crrocs)