osanzo:

oh no i dropped my motivation and have no desire to pick it up

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

yutoube:

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want

bewbin:

mlssfortune:

Then tell me already

Financial security

interwebpunk:

the internet is trying to break up with me

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

that sounds awesome!
something that doesn’t sound awesome at all, i wish i could go home (via crrocs)

brobecks:

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

ltwaswhatever:

sometimes the chains that prevent us from being free are more mental than physical

croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

flewor:

flirt with me by reblogging my selfie